"We get old too soon, and smart too late"

"No matter how crooked the crock, you will always find a lid that will fit it."

"His/her elevator does not go all the way to the top"

"Why don't you use your head for something besides a hall tree"

"And they call them dumb animals"

"Built like a brick shithouse"

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